Teacher: ‘3 idiots’ film dehknay ke baad aap ko kya lesson mila?
Pappu: miss yehi ki..Enginering padh kar bhi medical ki ladki fasai ja sakti hai 
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Miss: shut up & get out.
Babloo: miss mein bataon..?
Miss: very good, batao..
Babloo: miss college ke 1st day Underwear zaroor pehna chahiye
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Miss: u also get out.
Shamu: miss mein bataon..?
Miss: I think u are a brilliant student.. tum sahi batao gay..
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Shamu: Miss doctor ke elawa Engineer bhi delivery kar sakta hai!
Miss: u also get out.
GUDU: Miss mein bataon. Miss: HAAN BATAO…
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GUDU: FRENCH KISS MEIN NAAK BEECH MEIN NAHI AATI. 
Students Rock!!
Moral of Movie 3 idiots,